HOOOOOOD BANK.

Trusted Banking Since 1969

Secure 0%, and no return loans. For you and you're broke n*gga life. Personalized service for individuals and businesses.

Our Services

Checking

Zero monthly fees with unlimited transactions. Comes with free KFC for life.

Savings

High-yield accounts with competitive interest rates and no minimum balance. We put all your savings into our own coin. $hoodbank

Loans

We give out free loans to broke n*ggas. Simply @ us, and tell us why you should get a loan.

$4.20B
Assets Under Management
67K+
Active Customers
69
Years of Service

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